find some friends n b less sad n learn english plz

i KNOW ur gonna read this, so here goes


what the FUCK is wrong with u. can u plz get out more, n find some friends who aren't boring? do u n ur friends ever even get excited about anything? or maybe, u should WATCH A MOVIE?


r u claiming to kno excitement better than i do? i must quote from somewhere: dude, compared to u, i DEFINE excitement.


r u srs that u havn't heard fucking n bloody used excitedly? u fink they can only b used negatively? well, maybe ur friends r just negative? maybe they don't get out either? let me compile a whole list for u, i can go on all night n fail jap tmr, n i would hav no regrets


examples:
- i am fucking finishing exams tomorrow!!!!
- i bloooooody want to go to the beach!!!
- i am going to teach year fucking 11 and 12!!!
- the party was bloooooody awesome!
- the cocktail u made me was fucccckinggggg sick!!!!
- i can't believe i've bloody graduated!!
- I AM FUCKING SMART!!!


so u fink slang version of getting excited is "YOUUU BEAUTY!!" .......... that is totally oldschool... n can u honestly say that ppl say it these days? n no, please don't include 50yr olds in this...


please, get with the times, get out more, n b more excitable.


so what if im a bitch, i am a CORRECT bitch.